Posted on April 30, 2008 by markdanger
Howdy fans and fellow holigans welcum to the Danger Daily News an welcum to these last day of April. I am your host cause daddy didnt kill me with a crissface Mark Danger.
The crator of L SD died today he wad 102. Art Shimko is morning right now………… and trippying to.
Their are photo of Miley [...]
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Posted on April 29, 2008 by markdanger
Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I’m your host because all the other unwanted pregnancies were aborted Mark Danger.
I hate my job, i work 8 hours a day as stipulated in my contract with Hitler and he insists i wait until my shift is over before i can leave. Bastard.
Balloting has started [...]
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Posted on April 28, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I’m your host because all the other hosts were killed in a fire, Mark Danger.
I was at work for 8 hours today adn my boss made me work for 5 minutes. Hes Hitler and I’m transferring to a whore house closer to home.
I slept all [...]
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Posted on April 27, 2008 by markdanger
Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that got made fun of from
the guys at www.combat-hooligans.comMark Danger. I listen to the podcast last night and
thought it was pretty funny. Just to listen to them read it and make fun of my spelling
mistakes and the way I put my words [...]
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Posted on April 26, 2008 by markdanger
A women has lost her 6 year old daughter and almost lost her son to an
apartment fire. Why? She went to party with some friends and left her kids home alone. She
said that she left her kids with friends and don’t know why it happen. When the news
reporter asked her questions about it she showed [...]
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Posted on April 26, 2008 by Casey Trowbridge
So, here’s the deal. I love the NFL draft, I have loved the NFL draft since I was a kid and it is one of my favorite events on the sports calendar all year.
For years I have live blogged the NFL draft, mostly over at the Home Theater Forum but with this [...]
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Posted on April 25, 2008 by markdanger
Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the happy host Mark F’N Danger. Well
I got some good news today. Some people already know and some people don’t. So until it
happens I can not say what it is. So please bare with me.
Jimmy Fallon is expected to replace Conan O’ Brian later [...]
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Posted on April 24, 2008 by markdanger
Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am still the host here because I answered
the want ad in the help wanted section Mark Danger. Well I had another day off and I feel
better than ever. So lets see what Danger has in the mail bag today………………….
My baseball team euansmom1cup.com is in second [...]
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Posted on April 23, 2008 by markdanger
Hi people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that who won this role on a
game show called “Who’s smarter than a 5th grader” Mark Danger. Well today was an absolute
pretty day here in Atlanta. The sun was shinning and the birds were chirpping. So lets see
whats in the news here [...]
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Posted on April 22, 2008 by markdanger
Happy Earth Day people and welcome to a very green Danger Daily News. I am the host that
likes to dump plastic bottles in the sewer system Mark Danger. Well I am finally home and
dead gone tired. I can’t wait for some much needed rest. So lets see what I have today…..
Hillrod was a joke as [...]
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Posted on April 21, 2008 by markdanger
Hello fans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. As you may know I am the host of this news
site Mark Danger. Well I had the day off and sure damn glad I did. My back is killing me
and hurts like a mother. So lets see what I have today.
Tonight on RAW Hitlary Clinton, Obama [...]
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Posted on April 20, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host Mark Danger. Well I
am off tomorrow and can’t wait. Its one less day that I don’t work with Hitler. So thats a
good thing. So lets see what I have today.
Danica won her first race last night. I stayed up and watched [...]
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Posted on April 20, 2008 by Art Shimko
Photo credit: AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama
After 50 starts in the IndyCar racing league Danica Patrick finally won her first race on Sunday at the Indy Japan 300 in Motegi. Patrick was 5.8594 seconds ahead pole-sitter Helio Castroneves after she took the lead two laps before the conclusion of the 200-lap race on the 1.5 mile oval [...]
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Posted on April 19, 2008 by Casey Trowbridge
Tonight at combat-hooligans.com, we’ve got duel live event coverage.
First up is UFC 83 ‘Serra Vs. St. Pierre II and you can follow that show’s Live coverage on the site right now.
Later in the evening, Euan will have live round-by-round updates/results/commentary for Bernard Hopkins Vs. Joe Calzaghe.
You can click here for the Boxing coverage.
So join us [...]
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Posted on April 19, 2008 by markdanger
Hello guys and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host here the one and for
everyone sakes Mark Danger. Well my crap whole of a boss was going to let me go home early
because he added more hours for this week. With that it gave me 3 hours of overtime. I asked
him if [...]
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Posted on April 18, 2008 by markdanger
Howdy partners and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host a very tired Mark Danger.
I want to say that I hate my new fucking boss and hopes that he gets aids and die. If that
was to happen I would be very happy.
There was an earthquake some where very far from us and [...]
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Posted on April 17, 2008 by markdanger
Hello lazy bastards and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host and it you go to
www.combat-hooligans.com and listen to the audio show you will hear me Mark Danger play Art
Shimko and be as bad as I wanna be. So if you listen to it BE WARN!!!!
Steve McNair retires after 13 years of [...]
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Posted on April 16, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the hot looking host
Mark Danger. Well besides my left foot hurting like crazy from something I drop on it in
the middle of the night and have NO FUCKING clue on what it was and now having back spasiams
I am doing ok. I had [...]
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Posted on April 15, 2008 by markdanger
Hello Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that was the only
person who wanted to do this job Mark Danger. Well I was off today and the weather outside
was cool. And all I did was watch old Don Knotts movies on AMC. For some reason those
movies were very funny. So [...]
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Posted on April 15, 2008 by Euan Taylor
Well it’s a day late but i can assure you, it’s many dollars short. It’s time for another edition of Hitler’s most favourite internet article, Wandering Euan’s EuTube Extravaganza~! Click the link to see what i have found.
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