Danger Daily News 5-6-08

Hello peeps and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host Mark Danger. Well I sneaked
out early today. I told them that I was going to lunch and I didn’t go back. I called and
told them that I spilled something on my shirt and had to go home and change it. So now I
am sitting in my A/C filled room and have no plans to leave. So lets see what I have
tonight.

The Atlanta Braves are going to play the Padres tonight. I can tell you that they will lose
tonight as they have yet to win on Tuesdays.

Irvine Robbins who co-founded Baskin-Robbins has died. Look for him to the feature flavor
of the month called Dead Cold.

How about the joke of the day……………………….

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That’s not right! Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Ha i Ding

See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa

How about the video of the day……….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswvMijy9mU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqKYGPw99I0

I hate it when celebrity’s come out and tell us who they are going to vote for. I could give
a rats ass to who they are going to vote for.

Well that’s it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

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