Danger Daily News 5-6-08
Hello peeps and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host Mark Danger. Well I sneaked
out early today. I told them that I was going to lunch and I didn’t go back. I called and
told them that I spilled something on my shirt and had to go home and change it. So now I
am sitting in my A/C filled room and have no plans to leave. So lets see what I have
tonight.
The Atlanta Braves are going to play the Padres tonight. I can tell you that they will lose
tonight as they have yet to win on Tuesdays.
Irvine Robbins who co-founded Baskin-Robbins has died. Look for him to the feature flavor
of the month called Dead Cold.
How about the joke of the day……………………….
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese
That’s not right! Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Ha i Ding
See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Fuk
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat
It’s very dark in here! Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone! No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great Fa Kin Su Pa
How about the video of the day……….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswvMijy9mU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqKYGPw99I0
I hate it when celebrity’s come out and tell us who they are going to vote for. I could give
a rats ass to who they are going to vote for.
Well that’s it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.
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