Dark Side of the Hooligans

Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host Mark Danger. Well
today was a hot one here in Atlanta. And for tomorrow rain is on its way. We still need
the rain here because we are still in a very bad drought. So lets see what I have today….

A-Rod fainted when he saw a baby come a vagina. I would to. It looks like it would be
something from a horror movie.

A local father, already mourning the loss of his 35-year-old wife, is now dealing with the
fact his wife’s engagement and wedding rings were lost at the hospital. I hope these fuckers
get caught and die for what they did. Here is the video of this story.

http://www.wsbtv.com/video/16186963/index.html

The Heath Ledger action figure is from the new Batman movie is selling like crazy. It’s the
newest thing to get.

How about the joke of the day…………………………..

Women’s Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Mens Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

How about the video of the day………………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

Gregory Helms and his gay partner Kenneth Powell Narron got into a fight at a local gay
bar. Kenneth asked Gregory if he wanted to play with his gerbil and Gregory got mad at him.
Mr.Helms said that the only thing he plays with or let’s up his ass is Jeff Hardy. Speaking
of Jeff has anyone heard where he could be living now.

Well that’s it for me, so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.