Dark Side of the Hooligans

Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that you could take home
to mom Mark Danger. Well today was a great day as I didn’t have to work and tomorrow will
be even better because I get to do it all again. So with a well rested Danger let’s see
what I have to talk about today.

Sunday is the best holiday of the year as Mother’s Day is coming up. I want to wish all of
the three or four readers here that read this stuff Happy Mother’s Day.

I want to say Happy Birthday to Nigel Sherrod the BEST DAMN WWE announcer they let go. He
is truly HARDCORE.

How about the joke of the day……………………………

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing…….

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives !!!

Rapper BMX was caught speeding in Arizona. He later said he was sorry and was let go.

The Atlanta Braves has won 6 stright games. Could this be a winning streak that is coming.

Torrie Wilson has been let go by the WWE. She has a injury and can’t work again so why not
realese her.

Hey go to www.combat-hooligans.com and listen to yet another great podcast. This is an
oldie but goodie.

How about the video of the day…………………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFro05ieV5c great song

Oh yeah I suck at the baseball fanasty game. Casey rules at it and I am his bitch.

Well thats all for me, so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.