Dark Side of the Hooligans

Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that still waiting for
my rebate check Mark Danger. Today was my last day being off as I must return on Saturday. My
boss that I call “Hitler” will be back on Monday. I just hope that my transfer happens real
soon as I can’t take working for him.

Nick Bollea the son of an asshole of a father named Hulk Hogan has learned his fate. He is
going to jail for 8 months, 5 years of probation and has to do 500 hours of community
service. He lost his license for 3 years and can’t drink alcohol for 5 years. To me he got
off real easy. He should got the max of 5 years in prison. My only hope that he gets raped
and dies of aids. 5 years of probation is a joke. It should have been 10 years. The 500
hours of community service should be served telling family’s that their loved ones are dead
because of a teenage driver. He should have a 10 year license ban and for the record he
is only 17. Why in the fuck he can’t touch alcohol! He is a minor. He shouldn’t be drinking
anyway. That in fact is a joke. If he was to get caught drinking then he should go to the
gas chamber and die! And for the poor John Graziano’s family they are serving a life
sentence of watching their son lay there dead. He is not there. He is gone and I think that
Nick should pull the plug and finish what he started. Then let them charge him of murder. Nick
Hogan Bollea whatever your name is you need to find god and pray that you don’t get raped
in jail and get aids.

How about the joke of the day……………………

The IRS decides to audit Roger, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Roger shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Roger. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”
Roger says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”
Roger removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor’s jaw drops.
Roger says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Roger isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Roger removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Roger’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Roger asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Roger stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Roger’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Roger told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.

I miss my pal Ric Gillespie.

Randy Orton wants some time off to spend time with his wife and his soon to be born first
child. It may or may not happen. I hope that he gets the time to rest and reflect.

The return of Saturday’s Night Main Event could be happening in August.

How about the video of the day………………

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK3JCmMN5mQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiMQ4IbTBP4

Well that’s all I have. So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.