Dark Side of the Hooligans

Hello happy hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I’m your host because all the other hosts were killed in a fire, Mark Danger.
I was at work for 8 hours today adn my boss made me work for 5 minutes. Hes Hitler and I’m transferring to a whore house closer to home.
I slept all [...]

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Happy Earth Day people and welcome to a very green Danger Daily News. I am the host that
likes to dump plastic bottles in the sewer system Mark Danger. Well I am finally home and
dead gone tired. I can’t wait for some much needed rest. So lets see what I have today…..
Hillrod was a joke as [...]

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Hello fans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. As you may know I am the host of this news
site Mark Danger. Well I had the day off and sure damn glad I did. My back is killing me
and hurts like a mother. So lets see what I have today.
Tonight on RAW Hitlary Clinton, Obama [...]

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Photo credit: AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama
After 50 starts in the IndyCar racing league Danica Patrick finally won her first race on Sunday at the Indy Japan 300 in Motegi. Patrick was 5.8594 seconds ahead pole-sitter Helio Castroneves after she took the lead two laps before the conclusion of the 200-lap race on the 1.5 mile oval [...]

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How the hell did I miss seeing swimsuit photos of Ingrid Vandebosch?? Well that’s because I was looking for Danica Patrick photos instead… silly fucking me.
Jeff Gordon is one lucky bastard. Not only is he one of the greatest racers on the planet but he’s also shacked up with this breathtaking, gorgeous wife.
Thanks to my [...]

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Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that well……..
woke up at 1pm today Mark Danger. I did not realize on how tired I was when I woke up. I
am working sucky hours as my new boss is a prick. So lets see what I have today………..
I will be [...]

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Well, this site needs some love, plus we need a break from Mark Danger’s daily English class assignments so in honor of Danica Patrick finishing sixth or seventh (does it really matter? she’s yet to win a race) this past weekend at the XM Indy 300 here’s some more smutty pictures to peruse through for [...]

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If you’re a fan of motorsports this is the weekend for you.
The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series makes a rare televised appearance on FOX on Saturday at 3PM EST as the Kroger 250 takes place at Martinsville Speedway in Martinsville, VA.
Tonight at 8PM EST on ESPN2 the opening season of the IRL takes place from Homestead-Miami [...]

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Photo: NASCAR.com
Kyle Busch lead 125 laps at Saturday’s Nationwide Pepsi 300 at Nashville Super Speedway, unfortunately his number 20 Toyota lost control in turn four losing momentum that was unattainable towards then end. When asked what the problem was with the car, Busch simply and abruptly replied, “just a stupid mistake on the driver’s part,” [...]

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“I just lost it there underneath of Tony,” Harvick said moments after the race. “It’s just the way it goes. He did the same thing to me at Indianapolis (last year). I did the same thing here. Just made a mistake. They can take it for what it’s worth and go on with it.”
Towards the [...]

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Paul McCartney, formerly of some band from the sixties and a songwriter of a couple radio hits, was ordered to pay out a total $48.6 million to ex-wife Heather Mills McCartney, according to records from the Family Court in London.
Mills-McCartney received a lump sum of $33 million plus an additional $15.6 million for assets she [...]

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1. Team HARDCORE 1,310
2. Hooligans Motorsports 1,268 (-42)
3. No Right Turns! 1,249 (-61)
4. SideDoorPimpin 1,171 (-139)
5. Hanna Banana 1,168 (-142)
6. The Fighting Mongooses 1,095 (-215)
We’ve concluded week number five of the NASCAR season in Bristol Motor Speedway, Richard Childress Racing scored a huge win as their drivers #31 Jeff Burton finished first, #29 Kevin Harvick [...]

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So of course the week where I have time to do an update for our Yahoo fantasy NASCAR group is the one where I was bumped off the top of fantasy hill as Mark Danger currently has 1020 points over my 1010, my dwindling in points is due to my A-List driver pick Carl Edwards [...]

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Hello Hooligans a sleepy Mark Danger here to talk about some Danger Daily News. Well I am  sorry for not posting any news last night because I went to a great show last night in Rome Georgia. I got home very late and was to tired to type some news. I am tired right now [...]

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Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Well we had some thunder storms this morning and by night fall and early morning we are going to have some snow. It seems that ever year the weather goes nuts. So enough said lets see what I can [...]

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It is a busy time at
www.combat-hooligans.com/
On the wrestling side, Art Shimko has posted his report from night one of the Chikara King of Trios 2008 tournament. You can read it by going to this url:
http://combat-hooligans.com/2008/03/01/chikara-king-of-trios-2008-results-notes-night-1-229/
Art will also be filing reports from Nights 2 and 3 so check back for those.

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I’m not a big fan of TV commercials, the mute button is usually activated when I see one appear on my screen. I enjoy commercials with celebrities even less, but I love the commercials that feature NASCAR drivers. Their sponsors provide a lot of resources for race teams, so doing commercials are just an obligation, [...]

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Shimko!:
You can’t fool me, and I’m quite frankly offended that you would even try to do such a thing.
I know that somehow, some way you had it rain throughout yesterday’s race in California so that you wouldn’t be passed in our yahoo fantasy group by Mark Danger and more [...]

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Hello Hooligans, its Sunday and time for the Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Today is a gloomy looking day and I wished I could sleep all day. But I can’t because I have  anger to rant about. So bding said that lets see what I can get into today.
The Cubs cruse [...]

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Both Champ Car World Series and Indy Racing League are looking to unify into one series utilizing drivers from both sides which may help solve both struggling series.
Lawyers are discussing the details and a proposed deal could be announced on Friday.

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