Dark Side of the Hooligans

Howdy fans and fellow holigans welcum to the Danger Daily News an welcum to these last day of April. I am your host cause daddy didnt kill me with a crissface Mark Danger.
The crator of L SD died today he wad 102. Art Shimko is morning right now………… and trippying to.
Their are photo of Miley [...]

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Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I’m your host because all the other unwanted pregnancies were aborted Mark Danger.
I hate my job, i work 8 hours a day as stipulated in my contract with Hitler and he insists i wait until my shift is over before i can leave. Bastard.
Balloting has started [...]

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Hello happy hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I’m your host because all the other hosts were killed in a fire, Mark Danger.
I was at work for 8 hours today adn my boss made me work for 5 minutes. Hes Hitler and I’m transferring to a whore house closer to home.
I slept all [...]

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Happy Earth Day people and welcome to a very green Danger Daily News. I am the host that
likes to dump plastic bottles in the sewer system Mark Danger. Well I am finally home and
dead gone tired. I can’t wait for some much needed rest. So lets see what I have today…..
Hillrod was a joke as [...]

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Sent in by Bill Behrens:
FAMOUS WRITERS WHO KILLED THEMSELVES, IS WRITING A DANGEROUS OCCUPATION?
by Michelle Williams Set 15, 2007
It is believed that most creative people have some form of mental illness according to the National Center for Mental Health. Statistics indicate that one in four Americans suffers from some form of mental illness; but that [...]

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Hello happy people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Well
today is an very beautiful day and loving it. And for tomorrow we are suppose to get stormy
weather and snow. So lets get this party started and see what I can get into today.
The Hells Angels at one point [...]

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So I was feeling sluggish yesterday afternoon and decided if I was going to stay awake during the IFL show I’d need some energy. I picked up a couple of energy drinks, the Mt. Dew Ampt things and about 8:30 I drank one hoping it would kick in and help me around the 10:00 hour.
Instead [...]

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Multiple Sources and eye-witnesses report to me that the one and only Livan’ Icon, Mark Danger was recently goosed at a gay bar in Atlanta.
Sources go on to state that the man was freaked out.
None of those sources were surprised to see the Icon at said gay bar. In fact, they report that Danger was [...]

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So on Tuesday my chick made a reservation for Valentine’s Day dinner at a restaurant near us called Tamarind. It’s a nice Thai place that we’ve eaten at once before, the food was fantastic and the service was immaculate, as if we were paying $100 a plate… our drinks were always refilled, owner kept asking [...]

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As listeners of the Combat Hooligans.com Show may be aware of, i recently started working for T-Mobile as a Sales Consultant and i thought my days of dealing with complete retards was over…i was wrong. Instead of tards complaning about the cost of fruit, i now deal with tards complaining about their phones. Click the [...]

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Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host the “Livin Icon” Mark
Danger. We as I woke up this morning and was about to head out for work I got a text from
my boss telling me I could take the day off. It kinda worked out for me because I was [...]

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Ron Leavitt, whom along with Michael G. Moye, brought the misadventures of the Bundy family in to our lives on the Fox Network has died at the age of 60 from lung cancer.
Leavitt helped write nearly 150 episodes of the long-running Fox Sitcom.

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