Posted on April 28, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I’m your host because all the other hosts were killed in a fire, Mark Danger.
I was at work for 8 hours today adn my boss made me work for 5 minutes. Hes Hitler and I’m transferring to a whore house closer to home.
I slept all [...]
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Posted on April 24, 2008 by markdanger
Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am still the host here because I answered
the want ad in the help wanted section Mark Danger. Well I had another day off and I feel
better than ever. So lets see what Danger has in the mail bag today………………….
My baseball team euansmom1cup.com is in second [...]
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Posted on April 5, 2008 by markdanger
Hello Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host here named Mark Danger. Well
I want to say that I am sorry for not posting anything last night. I went to a show and did
not get home till 2:30am. Then I went to sleep and woke up at 6 am just to [...]
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Posted on March 30, 2008 by markdanger
Hey guys and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that could kick Frank Shamrocks ass Mark Danger. Well today is Wrestlemania and I am at home watching the Atlanta Braves kick the Nats ass in their new stadium. I would be watching both but I have to be at work at [...]
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Posted on March 29, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host of this bias
news site Mark Danger. Well if my NCAA picks are done and I lost my ass on that and am
looking to be in last place. So lets see what I have today……………………..
Boxing female star Laila Ali got knocked up [...]
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Posted on March 29, 2008 by Art Shimko
If you’re a fan of motorsports this is the weekend for you.
The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series makes a rare televised appearance on FOX on Saturday at 3PM EST as the Kroger 250 takes place at Martinsville Speedway in Martinsville, VA.
Tonight at 8PM EST on ESPN2 the opening season of the IRL takes place from Homestead-Miami [...]
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Posted on March 22, 2008 by Art Shimko
Photo: NASCAR.com
Kyle Busch lead 125 laps at Saturday’s Nationwide Pepsi 300 at Nashville Super Speedway, unfortunately his number 20 Toyota lost control in turn four losing momentum that was unattainable towards then end. When asked what the problem was with the car, Busch simply and abruptly replied, “just a stupid mistake on the driver’s part,” [...]
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Posted on March 17, 2008 by Art Shimko
“I just lost it there underneath of Tony,” Harvick said moments after the race. “It’s just the way it goes. He did the same thing to me at Indianapolis (last year). I did the same thing here. Just made a mistake. They can take it for what it’s worth and go on with it.”
Towards the [...]
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Posted on March 16, 2008 by Art Shimko
1. Team HARDCORE 1,310
2. Hooligans Motorsports 1,268 (-42)
3. No Right Turns! 1,249 (-61)
4. SideDoorPimpin 1,171 (-139)
5. Hanna Banana 1,168 (-142)
6. The Fighting Mongooses 1,095 (-215)
We’ve concluded week number five of the NASCAR season in Bristol Motor Speedway, Richard Childress Racing scored a huge win as their drivers #31 Jeff Burton finished first, #29 Kevin Harvick [...]
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Posted on March 16, 2008 by markdanger
Hello Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host if for some people
who don’t know Mark Danger. Well after a stormy few days, today is a very behaved and nice day. Its kinda cool outside with a slight breeze. So lets see what I can get into today….
The NCAA basketball bracket [...]
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Posted on March 15, 2008 by Art Shimko
So of course the week where I have time to do an update for our Yahoo fantasy NASCAR group is the one where I was bumped off the top of fantasy hill as Mark Danger currently has 1020 points over my 1010, my dwindling in points is due to my A-List driver pick Carl Edwards [...]
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Posted on March 12, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to a very late Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Well I had to work late today and hated every minute of it. I am tired and ready for some sleep. But before I do that I must give my three or hopefully more fans what they [...]
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Posted on March 10, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Well today was a very pretty day and its starting to feel like spring. With spring it means baseball season is about to start. So lets see what old Danger has in his bag of news today..
I want to [...]
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Posted on March 7, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Well we had some thunder storms this morning and by night fall and early morning we are going to have some snow. It seems that ever year the weather goes nuts. So enough said lets see what I can [...]
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Posted on March 3, 2008 by markdanger
Hello fellow Hooligans Mark Danger here to talk some Danger Daily News. Well I thought that I would write some news till the bad storms come this way. By morning they said we might get dangerous winds, heavy rain and lighting. I just hope it’s not bad as they say it’s going to be. So [...]
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Posted on March 2, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Well
today is an very beautiful day and loving it. And for tomorrow we are suppose to get stormy
weather and snow. So lets get this party started and see what I can get into today.
The Hells Angels at one point [...]
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Posted on March 1, 2008 by Art Shimko
I’m not a big fan of TV commercials, the mute button is usually activated when I see one appear on my screen. I enjoy commercials with celebrities even less, but I love the commercials that feature NASCAR drivers. Their sponsors provide a lot of resources for race teams, so doing commercials are just an obligation, [...]
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Posted on February 28, 2008 by markdanger
Hello fans and I have a question for you. “Are you ready”. I said “Are you ready”! For the
hundreds of fans who come to www.darksideofthehooligans.com (Best fuckin website) and the millions who have sex with Euans mom. Lets get ready to be HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!! Thats right folks Mark Danger here to talk some Danger Daily News. [...]
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Posted on February 27, 2008 by markdanger
Hello happy Hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am your host that is tired
and ready for bed ( so Euan tell your mom that I am ready) Mark Danger. Well I had a short day at work and had to go to a sales meeting and it was boring. The DM who [...]
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Posted on February 25, 2008 by markdanger
Hello fellow Hooligans and welcome back to another edition of the Danger Daily News. I am your host Mark Danger. Well today is Monday and when I woke up I felt like crap and did not go in. I am still a little weak and hopefully I should feel better tomorrow. So with that said [...]
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